Saturday, February 26, 2011

When Lia first started dating Liam, she wasn't impressed...

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When Lia first met Liam, he thought that he was cute. They shared similar interests and liked each other. Liam asked if they could start dating, and she thought that it would be a good idea and accepted. Little did she know about his less masculine nature. He didn't eat meat, but rather was a soy boy. He would eat tofu, tempeh, soy yogurt, drink soy milk, etcetera. He also loved to bake desserts such as tiramisu and other such decadent dishes. His greatest inspirations were Calvin Klein and Madonna. He liked to watch "Strawberry Shortcake", "My Little Pony", "The Winx Club", "Sex in the City", "Desperate Housewives", and so on. He also liked to play with Barbies, Littlest Pet Shop, My Little Pony toys, BRATZ dolls, and so on. He loved to go to Build-A-Bear Workshop, where he would make sickeningly cute teddy bears. His favorite type of music was the kind made by Aqua, Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, and so on. He also enjoyed styling his house mates' hair, painting their nails, helping them pick out clothes to wear, and giving them fashion tips. He loved to read magazines such as Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Vanity Fair, and so on. He also liked to share juicy gossip with other sims. He also loved window shopping.

One day, he took Lia to go clothes shopping with him. He asked her which accessory he should buy instead.

Lia told him “Whichever makes you look less feminine.” Lia had grown very tired of Liam’s almost complete lack of masculinity. She wanted to take that ascot and wring his neck with it. She wanted a man who would embrace his masculinity, not act like a pansy. Instead, she had Lady Liam. She wanted to dress him up like a fairy queen and push him into a tough bar for macho men. They moved into the shirt section of the clothing store. Liam picked out one and put it on in the dressing room to try it out. He came out and asked Lia:

Lia responded:

Liam said “OMG, OMG! I can’t believe how super kawaii this top looks on me!” He started jogging in place like a girl, while clapping his hands and giggling. He twirled around in a majestic fashion, then checked to see if he broke a nail. He turned around, his back facing Lia, and asked “Do these pants make my butt look big?” as he also tried on a pair of jeans. Lia clenched her hands and said in a loud, angry voice “You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys! Or are you using me as a cover-up for closet queendom?” Liam was silent. He started to cry and left the room. Lia started to feel bad, so she went to go apologize and explain herself. She told him that she was sorry for what she said and explained that she wanted a more masculine man. She then asked him if he would try to be more masculine for her. He said that he wasn’t really as feminine as he was portraying himself and that he was only acting as so because he thought that chicks digged it. Lia burst out laughing, and then asked him to just be himself. He agreed, and they had been inseparable since. However, she did start to miss the extra supply of nail polish, mascara, and concealer that he used to carry around.

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