Monday, January 23, 2012

Re: The shorty awards must be ran be EA!

This is my response to Paco's The shorty awards must be ran by EA! post:


How did this happen? Well, long story short, EA maliciously incarcerated Winston Churchill's soul (or someone who looks a lot like him) and forced him to be a surrogate for Liam at the Shorty Awards. They're having Liam psychically channel his own energy into Churchill's soul which gives the "Liam'd" feeling.

But how did they get the former U.K. prime minister's soul? Surely EA's too lazy to invent the technology (none that's glitchy anyway). There's one simple answer: They bribed Ghostbusters with a handsome payment (and, just to make sure, they went Sesert style and threw in some porn to appeal to their carnal desires).

If there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Yo dawg, I heard you like Sims...

I originally posted this on paco1200's Sims 3 memes thread, but I decided to repost it here. It pretty much sums up what Showtime is.


All of the words were originally by Paco, so he's the one who deserves credit for them. All I did was turn them into a meme picture. :-)

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I think I found the new creature in Showtime...


Her powers:

The ability to materialize giant fruit at will.


Mind control capabilities that she uses to force people to dance.


The ability to attract men by wearing fruit-themed clothing that emits a deliciously fruity aroma.


The ability to incarcerate poor unsuspecting sims in an energy shield that is encased in an aura of fire.


The ability to use her common sense and wonder why she agreed to be featured in Showtime.


So far we haven't seen screenshots of Miss Perry's most unique and disturbing ability, which is shooting whipped cream out of her boobs.


And don't forget her ever-present ability to perpetually show off her cleavage.


Indeed, if EA isn't careful then the Katy Perry edition of Showtime will be most popular among the hormonal teenage boy and pervy college guy age groups. Or worse...Sexy Sims 2/3 will become a subdivision of The Sims Division (especially if they don't solve the Sesert fiasco). I can just see the lonely EA employees wanking at their computers all day while working.


And if she were included in Pets, she likely would've looked something like this:


Monday, January 16, 2012

Alakazam! *Poof!* My blog gets a new makeover!

My blog was long overdue for a makeover, and I finally did it! I also added theme music and changed the URL of my blog.



Thursday, January 5, 2012

I got over 10,000 views...

I haven't posted in a while, but that doesn't still mean I've been looking at my blog stats. I hadn't been keeping track of my total page views lately (and haven't in months), so I decided to check how many I had. I had 10,384. O_O Most of the views lately are mainly from people looking for GIF's and Justin Bieber stuff. :-P Anyway, here's to 10,000 views!

VICTORY SCREECH!



PARTY HARD!














Eat ALL the rice!


Eat ALL the ramen!


Eat ALL the cookies!


And regret it in the morning...