Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Two old Sims songs I made

Here are Sims versions of two songs that I posted on the forums a while ago.

Maybe I need some rehab, 
or maybe just need some sleep 
I've got a sick obsession, 
I'm seeing it in my dreams 

I'm seeing hallucinations, 
I'm not gettin' any rest, I daydream in class hoping, 
Hittin' my head against my desk! 

What this game's got is hard to find 
I think about Sims all the time 
I'll play The Sims until I die 
I just can't get it off my mind 

Because The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims 
I said The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims 

Won't listen to any advice, mom says get off that device 
My mom thinks that it's a crisis 
I've got married (to The Sims), throw the rices! 

My friends think I've gone crazy my grades are getting kinda hazy 
My mind is gonna be affected 
if I keep playin' like a brainwashed crackhead 

What this game's got is hard to find 
I talk about it all the time 
When I can't Sim, all I do is whine 
Without The Sims I'll lose my mind 

Because The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims 
I said The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims 

I don't care about EA's fees 
It's price is worth all of the glee 
I get so high when playing TS3 
I'll play this game for eternity 

Hey, so I gotta question 
Do you wanna have a Simming party 
in my basement? (My mom took the game away, but I secretly stole it back) 
Do my (hawt, smexy) sims make your heart beat 
like an 808 drum? 
Is The Sims your drug? 
Your drug, uh your drug 
Uh your drug 
Is The Sims, your drug? 

Because The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims 
I said The Sims, The Sims, 
The Sims is my drug 
The Sims, The Sims, The Sims (X2) 

Hey... hey... 
So? 
The Sims, The Sims 
The Sims, The Sims.... 
*Whispers* is my drug 
I have a crush on Goopy GilsCarbo 

I modified the lyrics to Ke$ha's "Your Love is My Drug" to make this. Its title is "The Sims is My Drug". P.S. Anyone who feels this way about The Sims may need to go to rehab, or at least Simmers Anonymous. lol
Ba-da-da-da-ba-da blah blah 

Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Just zip your lips like a padlock
And stop talkin' about your sims dancin' to the juke box
I dont really care where they live at
Or that they did this and that they did that
Don't be a little bore with your chit chat
Or I'll hit you with a bat!

Babble starts
Listen wind bag
I am bored
With Sims talk
So just hush
Addict shut up
Heard enough

Stop ta-ta-talking that
Blah blah blah
Think I'm enjoyin' this?
Nah nah nah
Now you get out of my
Hou-ou-ouse
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Nerd come on turn your voice off
Stop talkin' 'bout your sims and their lip gloss
Do you have a life, I mean really? (Ha ha!)
All you talk 'bout is your sims suckin' up to their boss
So cut to the chase kid
'Cause you know I dont care what your sim's job is
I wanna be nappin'
But you're blabbin'

Babble starts
Listen wind bag
I am bored
With Sims talk
So just hush
Addict shut up
Heard enough

Stop ta-ta-talking that
Blah blah blah
Think I'm enjoyin' this?
Nah nah nah
Now you get out of my
Hou-ou-ouse
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

You be gabbin'
You always sayin' some yak
You always chattin'
I never listen to that
Sayin' "blah blah blah"
'Cause I don't care 'bout The Sims
Or house bin
It's a game now get over it

This is a modified verlsion of "Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$ha that I made. It's title is "Blah Blah Blah (Sims Style)".

Monday, April 11, 2011

A tale from Simlish mythology

Let me recite a tale from a branch of Simlish mythology known as Forumism.

If you want to hear music, then click on the below link and minimize the browser that pops up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6GgEyS9GFk

All of the simmers' accounts were created, but there was nothing around to inspire them to make attractive sims and share them. So, EA used its power to create a user that embodies desire and beauty.



A clam shell emerged from the ocean and then opened to reveal a forums user of incomparable desire. He was CK213. Because he was born an adult, he was even more desirable. CK213 is the forums user of beauty and simmer-to-sim love. He was the fire of all of the forums users' desire. His profound desirableness inspired them to try and emulate that in their games by making attractive sims, as they knew that he was out of their league. They got inspiration to share these sims on the Exchange and forums. Since then, CK213 has hidden his identity by taking on the appearance of a normal forums user who builds houses and towns and posts about drama that goes on in his game on the forums.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Hello, Dolly!

Meet Dolly Funtime/Wonka. 

If you want to hear music, then click on the below link and minimize the browser that pops up. WARNING: YouTube video contains a picture of Pennywise the Clown. Just warning you in case you have a fear of clowns. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxXp3KhhI8s 

 

 

 

Her traits are Insane, Daredevil, Inappropriate, Kleptomaniac, and Childish. Her lifetime wish is Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law. Her favorites are Kids, Cookies, and Pink. Her zodiac sign is Gemini. 

You can download her here:
http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=3962854


She uses custom hair, which you can download here:
http://mysims3blog.blogspot.com/2010/04/testers-wanted-bighair-hair-toddler-to.html

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I'm not your daddy I'm your grandpa!

This is not Sims-related, just so you know. I saw this on YouTube and thought it was funny. Lol

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Poll: Should I give my blog a makeover?

I made a poll to get your opinion on whether you think I should give my blog appearance a makeover. You can find it at the top of the right column of my blog layout. Don't be shy, share your opinion! :-)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My account got re-activated

Hey everyone. I was told in an email that I received from EA Customer Service this morning that my account had been re-activated. O_O It was unexpected. They told me that they confirmed that I did somehow violate the advertising rules in one of my posts. They still didn't tell me the exact contents of what was advertised, but I think I have some ideas of what it was. Anyway, I have resumed using my old account. See you on the forums and Happy Simming!