Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I got perma banned from the Sims 3 site

Hello, everyone. I'm here to inform you that I have been permanently banned from the Sims 3 site, with my last offense being "advertising". From now on, you will see me on the forums as TheCheshireHag. Here's my new profile:

UPDATE: If you wanna know the full story, here it is.

It happened like this. I woke up this morning and went to check my email. I get a Terms of Service violation email from I figured it was a 72-hour suspension and wondered what they banned me for this time. But when I entered it, it said that my EA account was permanently banned and that my last offense was "advertising". They didn't tell me what I was advertising or even show me the content I was banned for. I filed an inquiry asking what "advertising" I was banned for. Now I'm just waiting for them to respond so that I can avoid doing what got me banned. All I can think of is that they may have viewed me posting my edited pictures on the forums as spam, as I also document them in my blog. So, maybe they thought I was flooding the forums with advertisements for my blog? They also said they banned me for "the severity and number of violations of our Terms of Service committed with the personas associated with this email address." Ok, I was banned two times before my permanent one. First, it was for posting an Austin Powers picture that said "Do I make you horny?" in a thread for women simmers by saying something like "None of you women can resist Austin Powers! He's a sexy beast! RAWR!" That I can see being banned for. The second time I was banned, it was for my SimGuruPopTart thread (click here if you want to see it). I find it sad yet typical I was banned for it. It was just an innocent parody and pun of SimGuruPopTart. However, they may have viewed it as some kind of insult or ridiculing. And now, I'm perma-banned for something they were vague about.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

All of the news and hubbub were too much for Liam to handle

Before you read this post, let me give some background information. This I woke up on March 11, 2011 and when I went onto the forums, there was a bunch of mega hype over the Generations and Unleashed trailers being leaked/released. So, I decided to seize opportunity and parody the situation. I posted this parody the day that I saw the hubbub, but I didn't put it in my blog until now.

It was just a normal day for Liam. He decided to get on his pink computer to see what was new on the forums.

If it's too small for you to read, click the below link to see a bigger picture.

Poor Liam. It was too much for his head to comprehend and process.

Monday, March 28, 2011

...Would you hold it against him?

If you want to hear music, then click on the below link and minimize the browser that pops up. 


Lately, paco1200 has been producing Sims 3 music videos. However, he could possibly have use for some more sims to use in his videos. It could be a nice, fresh change and a chance for his sims to rest. Your sims look like paradise, and his own need a vacation tonight! So, if he said he wanted your sims now...would you hold it against him? 

P.S. I also intended to put him on the cover of the "3" single by Britney Spears, but that seemed to be too difficult at this time. I noticed that since her "Blackout" album, she likes to make her face really bright on some of her album and single covers, which complicates things.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Duchess' new studio album and the hunt for Liam

Duchess has come out with a new studio album! It's her own cover of the studio album "The Dutchess" by Fergie. Though she rewrote "Fergalicious" as "Duchalicious" to indicate that it's her cover. I'd like to thank FosoSam (from The Sims 3 forums, and also known as Foso on SIMians) for the idea to put Duchess on the album cover.

It's that time of the year again: Liam Season! Elmer Fudd is already busy out hunting for Liam. It's a nice change from hunting for scwewy wabbits.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Happy Mardi Gras!

Happy Mardi Gras, everyone! First off, Liam would like to wish you all a Happy Mardi Gras and show you his pictures of his awesome time celebrating it.

If you want to hear music, then click on the below link and minimize the browser that pops up.

Here he is in New Orleans, having a marvelous time.

Here he is down in Rio de Janeiro celebrating Carnival. 


Here's some information about Mardi Gras: 

Mardi Gras (French for “Fat Tuesday”) is the last day of the festive season of Carnival. The day is traditionally and has been historically used as the day for Catholics to finish off the rest of their animal products and to enjoy richer food before the beginning of Lent, during which fasting and abstinence are required. Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent and is the day right after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is also known as Shrove Tuesday. On Ash Wednesday, Catholics and various other Christians fast and abstain and go to mass and have a priest anoint their foreheads with ashes in the sign of a cross, as a sign of repentance. 

Today, Mardi Gras is celebrated by feasting on rich food, such as pancakes (as they use up animal products such as milk, eggs, and butter), which is why it's also known as "Pancake Tuesday" or "Pancake Day". Other common traditions include parades and performances, wearing flamboyant and lavish costumes and masks, and so on. If you want read more trivia about Mardi Gras, then click on these links: 

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Liam went to Moulin Rouge

 The reason that Liam had not been showing up for a lot of people (at least not often) was because EA had to shorten Liam's work hours due to budget cuts. In order to make enough money to survive, Liam had to get a second job. He tried other places, but they rejected him due to his reputation. However, he applied at Moulin Rouge, and they gladly hired him (due to his fame as a drag queen).

If you want to hear music, then click on the below link and then minimize the browser that pops up.

On the night of Liam's first show, most of the men in the audience were laughing their heads off and/or mocking him by blowing kisses at him. Some men, however, ran out of the room in horror. His show became so popular, that it became the main feature. Liam was dying inside from all of the humiliation. He was also freaked out by how artistically bizarre the people working at Moulin Rouge were. Recently, EA offered him some more time slots, meaning that he would be payed money and be able to more sufficiently support himself without the stage humiliation. Liam abandoned his Moulin Rouge career and fled back to EA. He got a job at an ice cream parlor to earn extra money. The owner hired him because he loved his old performance at Moulin Rouge, because he thought that it was brilliantly funny.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Duchess Quagmire

Duchess Quagmire is my most favorite sim from The Sims 2 and the light of Goopy GilsCarbo's fire.

Let's start with her life's story.

Duchess Quagmire was born to Natasha Quagmire and T.V.'s Adam West in 2006. Her mother never married and never woohooed, so she was a virgin birth. (I impregnated her with Mr. West's baby using boolprop. Natasha did not want to sacrifice her virginity to continue the legacy, so I had to do something, lol).
She is the great granddaughter of Glen Quagmire and granddaughter of Dolores Quagmire, Glen's daughter.

Duchess showed a great fascination with "Alice in Wonderland" from her childhood. She wanted to grow up to be just like The Duchess, a character from the first Alice book, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. She looked like Adam West as a child and teen. When she returned home from college, she got plastic surgery to look more like The Duchess.

She met Goopy GilsCarbo, and one thing lead to another. They were clearly soulmates. They became wed and had twins, a girl named Alice and a boy named Pig. Alice grew into a wonderfully demented young women. Duchess always favored Alice over Pig, sadly. Alice gave birth to Talullah Quagmire, Duchess' granddaughter. Talullah liked to dress up in full face makeup like the makeup Billy the Puppet from "Saw" wore. She grew up and gave birth to Pinocchiohontas, Duchess' great granddaughter. Besides her (Duchess') normal sim life, she is also an extremely successful career woman and has gone on a series of outlandish escapades.

Duchess is everything any simmer could ever want! She has culture, class, high intelligence, artistic brilliance, amazingly psychotic dementia, and beauty like no other! Her talent, intelligence, dementia, and beauty is of such vast magnitude that it far surpases all other sims and threatens to throw off the balance of time and space. Meet Duchess!

She is a very talented music artist!

Duchess' first music gig as DJ Pennywise at the local dance club.

She's also a woohoo symbol!

Duchess on the latest cover of the magazine PlaySim.

She is also an amazing actress!

Some of Duchess' best movies.

Duchess from her version of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video.

I have also written a poem about Duchess from Goopy's perspective entitled "Ode to Duchess".

Oh Duchess, lady of mental instability
Your psychotic laughter can be heard by the Viennese
I will tell the BBSers of you to the best of my ability
Your beauty is like a fatal disease
It outshines even the most Rubenesque of sims
Inferior sims quake at the very sight of you
Because your nice physique makes them wanna hit the gyms

Goopy, your loving husband, thinks of you day and night,
Your twisted smile and your scary eyes are my aphrodesiac
Your unparalleled dementia makes me lick my lips at the sight
My heart burns for you, so come on into my Cadillac
So, please, take me in your arms and hold me tight
Let's stay in love forevermore, even if your haters attack

We will never forget the name Duchess Quagmire. She will continue to be a sim icon for many generations to come.

I have also modified a famous quote from William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet to be said from Goopy's perspective.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Duchess is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious sims,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her llama art far more fair than she:
Be not her llama, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

Hey there, gorgeous!

She speaks:
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.

You might be thinking...Who the fudge is Duchess and why is hag1TSOTSO treating her like some sort of superstar or demigoddess? I just like to be bombastic with her, that's all. lol I remade Duchess in The Sism 3, though the game forced me to make her look less freaky and less ugly due to slider limitations.

Here's her Sims 3 version:


If you want to download her, click the below link:

This is what you get for waking up in Vegas...

Liam had one too many Big Mistake cocktails while in Las Vegas...