Klungo Sssearchesss For teh Artifact

I got an idea to put Klungo from the "Banjo-Kazooie" video games on Lara Croft's body. Yes, this has nothing to do with The Sims, but my blog can be about anything I want. I may start seperate blogs if I deem necessary.

Blog Update

I have updated my blog site by adding a chat box! You can find it on the right-hand side. Feel free to leave a message or chat.

*Wolf whistle* Hellooooo nurse!

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Hellooooo TheOregonRegent! He's quite the nurse specimen, no?

All of the sims and simmers wanna be under his care whenever they have to go to the hospital. Some of them invent reasons to go there.

SimGuruPopTart is in trouble! :O

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SimGuruPopTart has learned to never dress up as a Pop-Tart ever again. She might also change her name to avoid this problem again in the future.

Something regal has happened to one of the forums users!

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Make way for Prince Omri! Say hey, it's Prince Omri!



That's right! Omri (A.K.A. chenmn123) has become a prince! What is his kingdom, you may ask? Is it SimCity? Is it Sheba? Has Israel returned to its ancient monarchy? Who knows...What we do know that is that he is highly exalted by his royal subjects as well as the people of his country. When he isn't busy doing his royal duties, he's playing The Sims or lurking the forums. All of his female servants are required to dress like Bella Goth and all of his male servants are required to dress like Mortimer Goth. His entertainers also reenact the entire Goth family history everyday in his throne room where he enjoys fresh shawarma and baklava. He is also very supportive and caring of his people, and will often walk down the street, wave hi to them, and engage in casual conversation with them. Prince Omri is single, ladies. If you're lucky...you could become a princess!

More "Aladdin" characters to come...

keleya is a real ladies' man!

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keleya is Dr. Funk! Or should I say...Dr. Loooooove?

Here he is, just chillin' in the Prosper Room with some foxy ladies.



Here he is tryin' to make his move. Will they indicate any interest? Shazam!

What do boys like? They like...

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I was previously thinking of playing "Rock With U" by Janet Jackson, but that would have been even more creepy...

Liam has sent me an angry letter...

Dear hag1TSOTSO,

I noticed that for the past two months or so you have been putting my head and/or face on celebrities' bodies and posting the pictures on the forums. While I would have appreciated the fame, you brought me a kind of fame that was less than desirable. I mean, look at what you have reduced me to in simmers' eyes!

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I can’t pop up on anyone’s screen or walk down the street in Sunset Valley without someone saying “Oh look, it’s the drag queen!” or “Oh look, it’s the transvestite!” No one will take me seriously anymore, not even my girlfriend! Do you have any idea how degrading and frustrating this is for me? I’m tired of you exploiting me! When will milking this joke stop?! You better stop making pictures of me (at least feminine ones) , or else! I’ll be your worst nightmare! So stop it, you big meanie!


Sincerely,
Liam O’Dourke

XOXOXOXO

P.S. I don't know much about dressing in drag, but my hair looks fierce!

The new forums patrol team

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SimGuruHydra has banded together with some of the other forums users to create a new patrol team, The Simmer Scouts, to ensure that the forums are absent of trolls.



Fighting trolls by moonlight,
Playing The Sims by daylight,
Never running from a forum fight,
She is the one named SimGuruHydra.

She will never turn her back on her friends (on the forums),
She is always there to defend,
She is the one on whom we can depend,
She is the one named SimGuru...

Simmer paco1200!



Simmer anoela1336!



Simmer Zeri!



Simmer MissChatterbox!



With EA's powers at her disposal,
She is the one named SimGuruHydra.

Fighting trolls by moonlight,
Playing The Sims by daylight,
With her Simmer Scouts to help fight,
She is the one named SimGuruHydra,
She is the one named SimGuruHydra.
She is the one,
SimGuruHydra!

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Let's not forget the mysterious yet dreamy Tuxedo chenmn123 (I think Tuxedo Omri sounds better).

Mortimer is getting desperate...

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Mortimer, now without Bella (who left him for Omri), tried his luck with trying to get a young dinosaur chiquita to go out with him. It didn't go well, being that she declined his offer.

Hellz_Angel has something to say about Liam...

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That's right. Hellz_Angel wants Liam executed. She found out that he had stolen her tarts! And very yummy they were. Now she can't eat her tarts because they're all gone! Doing this is a crime worthy of capital punishment in her kingdom.

What SR_in_Simmerland dreams of becoming

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SR_in_Simmerland wants to be Justin Bieber. He owns all of his albums, posters, merchandise, etcetera. He stalks Justin as closely as he can. He goes to all of his concerts and attempts to slip back stage and hide in his dressing room for a chance to meet him. He did get his autograph once, and it caused him to scream, pee his paints, and faint. He also broke into Justin's home and planted video and audio recording devices in every room. He breaks back in once per week to swap out the recording devices and see what new week's worth of Justin's life he can absorb into his brain. He does all of this because 1. He adores Justin Bieber, and 2. He wants to become the next Justin Bieber.  

Rud3 is...

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How did Rud3 get his hot bod? Well, he goes to the gym. The ladies (and perhaps some men) go gaga for him! He has to wear a disguise when he goes out in public to avoid crowds of adoring fans chasing him! 

If CK213 was rich...

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If CK213 was rich, he would buy his own pirate ship! Then he would travel the Seven Seas, enjoying the fresh sea-breeze air, in search of adventure, danger, and romance. He would hunt for buried treasure on secret islands via a treasure map that he acquired at the local pub. He would also go from port to port and sample their finest rum and mingle with the lovely ladies. Besides that he would engage in swashbuckling action with enemy pirates.

P.S. I chose the pirate story because 1. Ck213's avatar reminds me of the coastal European style from the 1600s and 1700s found in pirate movies, and 2. Because the music video for "Rich Girl" is about a pirate adventure.

elijahhines10 wears some pretty awesome makeup! :D

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All of the guys and dames at school cannot resist elijahhines10! His lip gloss makes him oh so irresistible! He has to bring a frying pan to school to defend himself in case anyone tries to jump him or drag him into the janitor's closet for some no-no time!

All of the students and teachers (even the principal and superintendent) ask him where he gets his amazing lip gloss. All he ever tells them is that he gets it from a secret store where a woman named anoela1336 works.

chenmn123 gets married! :O

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Here's the story. After Bella made it back to Pleasantview after being abducted by aliens, she found that her family had aged, but that she hadn't. She was delighted to see that Cassandra had grown into a beautiful young woman and that Alexander had grown into a handsom boy, but was less than happy to see what Mortimer had grown into. She regarded him as an old fart and promptly left him. She startred dating Omri and one thing led to another.

paco1200 makes it big!

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Zeri isn't the only simmer who's making it in Hollywood! paco1200 got a sweet deal with a record producer to cover hit songs by music artists. Here's one of them:



If you want to meet paco1200 in person, you'll have to catch him at one of his autograph sessions. You might also be able to find him in his luxurious penthouse drinking some champagne while soaking in his state-of-the-art hottub. You must be invited...or at least be a stealthy-enough stalker to break into his home. o_O

 

 

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paco1200 and SR_in_Simmerland have also been doing some traveling.



They danced and sang in front of the London Bridge for a few hours. After that, they went to Buckingham Palace and had tea with Queen Elizabeth II. They also got to go see Big Ben and other landmarks and attractions. They also went out to Stonehenge.

Liam’s true nature has manifested

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Here's the story. I went to see a fortune teller. She told me that I would go on an epic adventure and that I would run into and help incarcerate an unclean spirit. I told her that I didn't believe in divination (magic and predicting the future) and that what she told me was full of rubbish. When I got home I opened my closet to get something, and found that it had turned into a portal that looked like a vortex. I decided to take a gamble and see where it would take me, not knowing if I would be able to return from what lies beyond. I emerged in Sunset Valley inside the science lab. I was astonished that I was actually in The Sims! I decided to go pay Liam a visit.

When I arrived at his house, I found that the door was already open. I was walking around the house, not finding anyone in sight. I went up the stairs and peeked inside his bedroom to see if he was there. The curtains were closed and it was dark. I saw a demonic figure that resembled Liam kneeling before an upside down pentagram adorned with lit candles. Above it was a picture of Mrs. Crumplebottom with horns and a crown. Liam was speaking in strange tongues. I saw that he had killed his house mates, Kim Kent and Piper Hipp, and was offering them to her as a sacrifice. He heard the door creak, and he looked behind himself with an utter look of scorn on his face. I ran for the front door as fast as I could. It shut and locked by itself. Liam flew down the stairs, telling me that he would kill me and offer my soul to the Prude of Darkness. I remembered that I had a bottle of holy water in my pocket. I took it out and splashed him with it. He was screaming in agony and having convulsions on the floor. I unlocked the door, swung it open, and ran for my life.

I got into a car and started driving to the closest church I could find. Liam was flying after me, throwing fire balls at me and screaming in strange tongues. I finally reached the church. I got out of the car and sprinted for the entrance. Liam picked it up and hurled it at me. I barely dodged out of its way. It ended up hitting and damaging a wall. I ran inside, and Liam hesitated to follow me. I found a priest in there and told him about the whole ordeal. I also kept a recording device in my pocket, and I played it backwards. The strange tongue was perfect English played backwards. He was screaming obscenities and praising the Prude of Darkness. The priest and I worked out a plan. I walked outside and acted as bait. I told him that he was a coward for not entering the church to chase after me and that he was too scared to be anywhere near a house of divine worship. He took the bait and lunged toward me with great fury. He flew into the church after me. I entered the worship area and the priest threw holy water onto him. He fell to the floor and we tied him down. The priest brought over sacred and blessed objects. He started the exorcism. Liam was convulsing and moaning. Right before the exorcism was complete, he told us in a deep, otherworldly voice, "If you live until Doomsday, you shall burn another week longer than SimCity! I swear it!" He further condemned the divine and said that the entirety of SimCity would be in the Prude of Darkness' hands. Once the exorcism was complete, he vanished without a trace. We assumed that he was sent back to the Inferno.

I ran as fast as I could to the science lab, not before having a nice cup of tea at the Goth residence, of course. I dove into the portal and arrived back in my house. I placed a grenade (which I just happened to have) at the base of the portal and ran and ducked for cover. “BOOM!” I looked over to where my closet once was. It was completely destroyed, along with part of the hallway, but at least the portal was gone. I went to see the fortune teller and told her everything that happened. She was surprised and was happy that I was ok. She offered to read my fortune again. I ran out of the door screaming.

There, now that's a true story! (Just joking, lol)

Kaylynn Lagerak has been keeping secrets from her mother…

I made this video when I was having fun with the Master Controller mod.

Zeri made it in Hollywood!

That’s right! A big Hollywood producer recognized Zeri’s talent and just had to make a contract with her! After some debating, they came up with the perfect gig for her. She will star in her own television series!



P.S. For those of you who (if any of you) don’t know who Zeri is, she is a user on The Sims 3 forums.

We are all under surveillance! o_O

That’s right, we are all under surveillance from The Mare’s Nest. They know everything that goes on in The Sims 3 forums. But how do they know all of this stuff? Do they communicate with oracular spirits via a crystal ball or Ouija board? Are they psychic? Do they use tarot cards? Do they read the stars? Who knows…Though what we do know is that The Mare’s Nest is a mysterious being. Who sits on the other side of the computer screen, blogging about and documenting simmers’ actions and the goings ons of the forums? It could be any of the users of The Sims 3 website. It could be your best forum friend, or your parents, siblings, neighbors, co-workers, classmates, or maybe even you…o_O

Liam and the Simmie Club

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I pop up on your screen all day
You get annoyed by me and you say
I’m a sim without conviction (though I should get it)
I’m a sim who does know
How big your addiction is (to The Sims)
I come and go (to the forums)
I come and go

Karma karma karma karma, karma simeleon
I come and go
I come and go
Loving would be easy
If your clothing were rad like mine
Cardagins are fine
Plaid shorts are fine

I hear your angry words everyday
And when you yelled at your screen
I heard you say
That I am an abomination
When I show (on your sceen) you’re not fond
When you bang your head on your keyboard
You wave your wand (to try to make me go away)
You wave your wand

Karma karma karma karma, karma simeleon
I come and go
I come and go
Loving would be easy
If your hobbies were just like mine
Trolling online (by making you double post)
Playing chess all the time
Every day is like survival

You get vicious and go primal (on me)
Every day is like survival
You get vicious and go primal (on me)

I’m a sim without conviction (though I should get it)
I’m a sim who does know
How big your addiction is (to The Sims)
I come and go
I come and go

Karma karma karma karma, karma simeleon
You come and go
You come and go
You think that my
Existence is an infallible crime
When I come you whine
You want me to sign (a legal binding contract that states that I will never pop up on your screen ever agan)

This is a modified version of “Karma Chameleon” by the Culture Club. It’s called “Karma Simeleon”.

Liam’s so hot!

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For those of you who don’t know, the woman’s body whom Liam’s face is on is Paris Hilton’s.

If Liam was Jessica Rabbit…

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Liam is like a dorko

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I made it through the forums
Somehow I made it through
I was bullied and unwanted
But then I found you

I got beat, razzed and teased
Swirlies, I got wedgies too
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I was wanted by you

Chorus:

Like a dorko
Dating for the very first time
Like a dorko
I’m so happy
That you’re mine (I hope you are…)

Gonna show you all my comics, babe
My computers that crashed
Showed you my stamp collection
Then you ran in a flash

You’re so fine and you’re mine
Let’s play chess, and solve equations, too
Oh your fake interest
Yeah, your fake interest
In my model glue

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

When I solve pi, you roll your eyes
When I talk sci-fi (or RPG, take your pick), you let out a sigh
Yeah I make you feel
Yeah, I make you feel
Like you’re gonna die (of boredom)

(chorus)

Like a dorko, ooh, ooh
Like a dorko
Pocket protectors are fly
Then you hold you, and your heart beats (fast), ’cause I scare you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
You have to go away, babe?
I don’t wanna say bye!

(The girl runs far, far away and threatens to get a restraining order if he attempts to date her again.)

This is a modified version of “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. Its called “Like a Dorko”.

Yeah! It’s Liam! He’s got another song for all you simmers!

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Sunset Val!
Yeah, ok! Li-i-am
Let’s go!

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
(Let’s go!)

Up in the club with my homies
Tryin’a get a lil’ nectar, but keep it down on the low key
‘Cause you know how it is
I saw Bella Goth she was checkin’ up on me
From the stuff she was whisperin’ in my ear
You would think that she digged me
So we decided to chill

Conversation got flirty
She had me feelin’ flattered I was like ” whoa”
(oh yeah, oh yeah!)
She was saying, “Woohoo me!”
(Woohoo me)
So she grabbed me and dragged me to the back room
She said, “Baby, let’s go”
When I told her I said

Ummm…ummm…
Bella got on the bed and said, “Come and get me”
Yeah, yeah
I got so caught up (in thought) I forgot she told me
Yeah, yeah
Morty and Crumpy are the best of homies
Yeah, yeah
Next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin’

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

So she’s all up in my head now
Got me thinkin’ that it might a good idea to take her with me
‘Cause she’s very pretty
(Very pretty)
Now I gotta keep it real now
‘Cause on a one-to-ten she’s a certified one-hundred
But that just ain’t me, hey

‘Cause I don’t know if I take that chance just where it’s gonna lead
But what I do know is the way she looks makes Bella alright with me
The way she gettin’ low (in morality), I’m like, “Morty’s gonna so hate me”
She asked for one more chance (to woohoo, ’cause I didn’t do that social interaction with her yet)
And I’m like, “Ummm…how the foogoosnai am I supposed to leave?”
And I said

No, no
Bella grabbed my necktie and said, “Please woohoo me!”
Oh, my
I got so caught up (in thought) I forgot she told me
Yeah, yeah
She went to the ladies’ room and flushed down my car keys
Oh, no
Next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin’

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
(Hey, hey Bella!)

Watch out!
Morty bust into the club, saying that I’m gonna get rubbed (out of the picture)
And pow! He whaled on me like wow
Then he threw me and I flipped over the cow (What’s a cow doin’ in a club, anyway?)
Forget about this game (The Sims), Imma blow this joint
But Morty glued the doors shut, so there is no point
I tried to reason with him and act very nice
But he refused and said he’d put me on ice

Tried to attack him with dinner rolls
He chased after me and I climbed up a pole
“How you like Bella now?” (He asked)
He broke down the pole and I hit the floor like “Yow!”
Doors swung open in a breeze
I thought “OMG I am home free!”
I ran out the door as fast as I could
But then I got jumped by this lady wearin’ a hood

Ow, ow
It was Mrs. Crumpy, she said, “Don’t act dirty (and perform P.D.A.s or lure married sims into adultery)”
Ow, ow
She was so sacry and then she told me
Yeah, yeah
That Morty hired her to assassinate me
Yeah, yeah
Next thing I knew she was smackin’ on me screamin’

P D As, P D, As
P D As, P D, As

She fell (due to sore joints) and fled so fast
I ran to my car and vanished in a flash
Good thing that I remembered that
I keep a pair of spare keys in my backpack
To that club I’ll never go back
I’m afraid that I’ll run into crackpots again
Now I got a sore back
I better go back to my place and hit the sack

This is a modified version of “Yeah!” by Usher. Its title is “Yeah! (Liam Style)”.

Liam’s girlfriend was jealous

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Before they were boyfriend and girlfriend, Liam’s girlfriend, Lia D’Neurde, was very jealous and envious of Liam and his then-girlfriend, Justina Glieber, a female Justin Bieber impersonator.

Lia promised that she would impress Liam and get him and the disturbing Bieber look-alike to break up. She did just that. She showed Liam her stamp collection, advanced computer skills, video game collection, comic book collection, chess championship medals and ribbons, and A++ graded tests from school and college. She also bought him tickets to the upcoming sci-fi convention. Liam dumped Justina toot sweet and ran off with Lia.

Liam’s bedroom gets a makeover

I gave Liam’s room a makeover.

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Liam likes to spend his time in his room by reading romance novels, especially ones about Fabio, Carmen Sandiego, Don Lothario, and Bella Goth.

Liam has become increasingly vain and egotistic

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Liam has gone to a place where there are no Happily Ever Afters…

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For those of you who don’t get the joke, I’ll explain it. Liam’s face is on Giselle’s body from the Disney movie “Enchanted”. Giselle was transported to New York City from Andalasia by being pushed into a magic wishing well by the evil Queen Narissa. Her (Narissa’s) servant, Nathaniel, asked where Giselle went. She responded by saying “A place where there are no Happily Ever Afters.”

Liam is Outrageous!

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Outrageous
When I show off four eyes
Outrageous
When I’m solvin’ pi
Outrageous
In my smexy plaid
Outrageous
Don’t I look fab
Outrageous
My hard drive
Outrageous
My RPGin’ spree
Outrageous
We playin’ online for sure
Outrageous
Let’s be it, nerds
Outrageous

Smexy as I wanna be
Got these ladies chasin’ me
It’s ’bout time I hit the forums
Babes freak when I find the sum (of an algebraic equation)

Liam pops up on the screen
I’m the most smexy sim you that you’ll ever see
Some simmers love me
Others think I’m a fiend
And if you don’t like it, then
La la la la la la la

Liam is over here
The fangirls are shedding tears (of joy)
Cardigan and pink shirt
Let’s go with this nerd show

Liam’s outrageous
When I play WoW (World of Warcraft)
Outrageous
Play ’till my eyes are yow (with pain)
Outrageous
Babes are like what? (In amazement)
Outrageous
When I level up
Outrageous
My RPG skills
Outrageous
My shoppin’ spree (in in-game shops in RPGs)
Outrageous
I’m a master for sure (at RPGs)
Outrageous
Let’s be it, nerds
Outrageous

My looks just cannot be beat
In the gaming industry
So nerdy, I’m glamorous
Better pull out your cameras

Take trips around the globe
Anticipation keeps peeps on their toes (for my arrival in their location)
So hot, designers want me to pose (for their fashion lines)
I’m about to give ya my (autograph)
La la la la la la la

Liam is over here
The fangirls are shedding tears (of joy)
Cardigan and pink shirt
Let’s go with this nerd show

You just wanna be happy
In a place where you can see me (then ask for autograph, scream, faint, and do over and over again)
Want someone take you there
Somebody, ooh
And when someone mentions my name
You are awestruck by it, yeah
And you wanna stalk me forever

This is a modified version of “Outrageous” by Britney Spears. Its title is “Liam is Outrageous”.

*Four, tres, two, uno* There’s a delicious sim here for you to see!

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 Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya’ll, ’cause this is it
The sim I’m woohooin’ is de-li-cious

Liamlicious definition make them sims go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo (on the trouble page).
You so want me, so you haunt me.
I am geeky, I ain’t cheeky.
I got reasons why I tease ‘em.
Sims just come and go like seasons.

Liamlicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t malicious (as some simmers say).
And if you were suspicious,
All that stuff is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I make them sims come flock, flock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Liamlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Liamlicious def-,
Liamlicious def-,
Liamlicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Liamlicious definition make them sims go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin’ to me call me budy (Hey, Liam),
I’m the L to the I, A, M, the O, the Dourk,
And can’t no other simmie put it down like me?

I’m Liamlicious (so delicious)
My plumbob stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Don’s my witness (oooh, wee)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I make them sims come flock, flock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Liamlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey treat me nicely (don’t bash me on the forums).
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
I’ll be tasty, tasty,
I’ll be decked with dorky.
It’s so tasty, tasty,
It’ll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Liam

All the time I pop on the screen simmies gather ’round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now – I ain’t trying to round up drama, little simma’ I don’t wanna take your (sim’s) man (or woman).
And I know I’m coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the simmies wanna eat it.
But I’m tryin’ to tell, that I can’t be treated like clientele
‘Cause they say he…

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t malicious (as some simmers say).
And if you was suspicious
All that stuff is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno.

My plumbob stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Don’s my witness (oooh, wee)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Liamlicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It’s so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Liamlicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…..

This is a modified version of “Fergalicious” by Fergie. Its title is “Liamlicious”.