Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Gentlemen Prefer Liam

Liam is Marilyn Monroe!

The Sims 3 forums users’ avatars’ heads shown in the above picture are those of (from left to right) SR_in_Simmerland, elijahhines10, CK213, MysteryJoker, prelynmax, paco1200, chenmn123, and TheOregonRegent.

Plumbobs Are a Sim’s Best Friend lyrics

Maxis was bred to make The Sims
they delight in building games
but I prefer a sim who lives
and gets all of the fame.
A kiss on the hand may be quite bold
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
A kiss may be grand but it won’t permit control
to fulfill your needs, or help you keep your house’s deed
EA grows cold as The Sims grows old
and we all lose our game in the end.
But diamond or poly-shaped
these things could get you a mate
Plumbobs are a sim’s best friend
..Goopy’s … Landgraab’s…
Talk to me, elijahhines10, TheOregonRegent, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a sim needs a lawyer
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
There may come a time when an EA employer
thinks you’re awful nice
but buy the rice or else no dice.
He’s your guy when meteors are high
but beware when they start to descend,
It’s then that those louses scramble just like mouses
Plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
I’ve heard of fees and EA’s prepared
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend,
and I think simmers who buy and take the dare
are better pets if EA gets and makes the bets
Time rolls on and youth is gone
and you can’t straighten up when you bend
but stiff back or stiff gluties
you stand straight at Goopy’s
Plumbobs… Plumbobs…
- I don’t mean diamonds -
but plumbobs, Are A Sim’s Best Friend

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