Her powers:
The ability to materialize giant fruit at will.
Mind control capabilities that she uses to force people to dance.
The ability to attract men by wearing fruit-themed clothing that emits a deliciously fruity aroma.
The ability to incarcerate poor unsuspecting sims in an energy shield that is encased in an aura of fire.
The ability to use her common sense and wonder why she agreed to be featured in Showtime.
So far we haven't seen screenshots of Miss Perry's most unique and disturbing ability, which is shooting whipped cream out of her boobs.
And don't forget her ever-present ability to perpetually show off her cleavage.
Indeed, if EA isn't careful then the Katy Perry edition of Showtime will be most popular among the hormonal teenage boy and pervy college guy age groups. Or worse...Sexy Sims 2/3 will become a subdivision of The Sims Division (especially if they don't solve the Sesert fiasco). I can just see the lonely EA employees wanking at their computers all day while working.
And if she were included in Pets, she likely would've looked something like this:
This is real!?
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Katy Perry is being included in The Sims 3 Showtime Katy Perry Collector's Edition. I don't know what the next creature is going to be (if there is one), but I wouldn't be surprised if she really WAS the new creature. Lol
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