Possible motivation as to why Liam became the coverboy for the trouble page!

Click play if you want to hear music.

 

 

Liam wanted to be famous, and he go it. However, he may have gotten more than he bargained for.

For those of you who (if any of you) don’t know, the forum users’ avatars’ heads on the other women’s bodies belong to (from left to right) Hellz_Angel, anoela1336, Zeri, and Pancakelicious. The middle is Liam (if you didn’t already know).

Liam’s Happily Ever After Thread

What will Liam’s Happily Ever After be in your book? Will he get his fair maiden (or Prince Charming)? Will he find his Knight in Shining Armor? Will he ride through the magical forest on a unicorn? Will he play deep in a secret part the woods with a group of fairies? You decide!

Make your own Liam picture that portrays what his Happily Ever After is (in your book) and post it here! If you want to even go as far as writing an entire Liam fairy tale, go ahead! You may either make edited pictures or use your own pictures of Liam from in the game. Remember, the objective of this is to have fun.

This was the entire first post of the thread (minus a smiley). To join in, click here.

Don’t You Know That The Sims Is Toxic? (Will Wright joins the Liam bandwagon!)

Baby, can’t you see?
I’m playin’ a game like this
Should wear a warning
It’s dangerous, I’m hooked

There’s no escape
I can’t wait, I need it now
Baby, give me it
Got withdrawal symptoms, I’m cravin’ it

You know, since I’ve found (it)
Couldn’t leave
And I have been bound
I’m its slave now

With a taste of The Sims
I’m mesmerized
It’s addictive, won’t leave computer
When I play this game I’m in paradise
I can’t stop playin’ it
Don’t you know it’s addictive?
And I just cannot quit
Don’t you know it’s addictive?

It’s getting late
I’m hangin’ tight
I just gotta play this game all night
Slowly, it’s taking over me

Too high, can’t come down
It is my drug
EA’s the dealer in town
Where can they be found? (I need a Sims fix)

Intoxicate me now
With this game now
To The Sims I bow
To The Sims I bow
Intoxicate me now
With this game now
To The Sims I bow

This is a parody of “Toxic ” by Britney Spears. Its title is “(The Sims is) Addictive”.

Liam was also caught at EA Headquarters harassing Will Wright in the workplace!



Did I finally take my Liam pictures too far? Lol

Gentlemen Prefer Liam

Liam is Marilyn Monroe!











The Sims 3 forums users’ avatars’ heads shown in the above picture are those of (from left to right) SR_in_Simmerland, elijahhines10, CK213, MysteryJoker, prelynmax, paco1200, chenmn123, and TheOregonRegent.

Plumbobs Are a Sim’s Best Friend lyrics

Maxis was bred to make The Sims
they delight in building games
but I prefer a sim who lives
and gets all of the fame.
A kiss on the hand may be quite bold
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
A kiss may be grand but it won’t permit control
to fulfill your needs, or help you keep your house’s deed
EA grows cold as The Sims grows old
and we all lose our game in the end.
But diamond or poly-shaped
these things could get you a mate
Plumbobs are a sim’s best friend
..Goopy’s … Landgraab’s…
Talk to me, elijahhines10, TheOregonRegent, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a sim needs a lawyer
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
There may come a time when an EA employer
thinks you’re awful nice
but buy the rice or else no dice.
He’s your guy when meteors are high
but beware when they start to descend,
It’s then that those louses scramble just like mouses
Plumbobs are a sim’s best friend.
I’ve heard of fees and EA’s prepared
but plumbobs are a sim’s best friend,
and I think simmers who buy and take the dare
are better pets if EA gets and makes the bets
Time rolls on and youth is gone
and you can’t straighten up when you bend
but stiff back or stiff gluties
you stand straight at Goopy’s
Plumbobs… Plumbobs…
- I don’t mean diamonds -
but plumbobs, Are A Sim’s Best Friend

Liam Sucks the Beauty Out of Bella!

Liam was once the fairest sim in the land,
But along came Bella, every man desired to kiss her hand
Liam despised this, he was filled with dismay
He decided to kidnap Bella one fateful, sunny day
Mortimer set off to save his fair wife,
But he was too late, for Liam had won the fight

  

Holiday greetings from Liam!

Liam would like to wish all of you simmers and non simmers Happy Holidays!



The song “Santa Baby” Liam style!
Santa baby, slip a llama under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good sim
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a super-ulta-shiney plumbob, good job
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the simmies that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna gnome and watch that
little fella roam
I’ve been a an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, a seed
To grow a money tree
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I’m filling my stocking with expansion packs, and cash
Wrap a sash around the presents
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at cute Goopy’s
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, the TS3 forums
A lesson I’ll teach ‘em! (Those haters)
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Here are some possible replacements for Liam on The Sims 3 website’s trouble page.

Fran Fine



Amanda Lepore



Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus



Lady Gaga



Justin Bieber



Britney Spears

 

Mr. Bean



If I think of any other replacements, I’ll post them.