Yeah! It’s Liam! He’s got another song for all you simmers!

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Sunset Val!
Yeah, ok! Li-i-am
Let’s go!

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
(Let’s go!)

Up in the club with my homies
Tryin’a get a lil’ nectar, but keep it down on the low key
‘Cause you know how it is
I saw Bella Goth she was checkin’ up on me
From the stuff she was whisperin’ in my ear
You would think that she digged me
So we decided to chill

Conversation got flirty
She had me feelin’ flattered I was like ” whoa”
(oh yeah, oh yeah!)
She was saying, “Woohoo me!”
(Woohoo me)
So she grabbed me and dragged me to the back room
She said, “Baby, let’s go”
When I told her I said

Ummm…ummm…
Bella got on the bed and said, “Come and get me”
Yeah, yeah
I got so caught up (in thought) I forgot she told me
Yeah, yeah
Morty and Crumpy are the best of homies
Yeah, yeah
Next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin’

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

So she’s all up in my head now
Got me thinkin’ that it might a good idea to take her with me
‘Cause she’s very pretty
(Very pretty)
Now I gotta keep it real now
‘Cause on a one-to-ten she’s a certified one-hundred
But that just ain’t me, hey

‘Cause I don’t know if I take that chance just where it’s gonna lead
But what I do know is the way she looks makes Bella alright with me
The way she gettin’ low (in morality), I’m like, “Morty’s gonna so hate me”
She asked for one more chance (to woohoo, ’cause I didn’t do that social interaction with her yet)
And I’m like, “Ummm…how the foogoosnai am I supposed to leave?”
And I said

No, no
Bella grabbed my necktie and said, “Please woohoo me!”
Oh, my
I got so caught up (in thought) I forgot she told me
Yeah, yeah
She went to the ladies’ room and flushed down my car keys
Oh, no
Next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin’

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
(Hey, hey Bella!)

Watch out!
Morty bust into the club, saying that I’m gonna get rubbed (out of the picture)
And pow! He whaled on me like wow
Then he threw me and I flipped over the cow (What’s a cow doin’ in a club, anyway?)
Forget about this game (The Sims), Imma blow this joint
But Morty glued the doors shut, so there is no point
I tried to reason with him and act very nice
But he refused and said he’d put me on ice

Tried to attack him with dinner rolls
He chased after me and I climbed up a pole
“How you like Bella now?” (He asked)
He broke down the pole and I hit the floor like “Yow!”
Doors swung open in a breeze
I thought “OMG I am home free!”
I ran out the door as fast as I could
But then I got jumped by this lady wearin’ a hood

Ow, ow
It was Mrs. Crumpy, she said, “Don’t act dirty (and perform P.D.A.s or lure married sims into adultery)”
Ow, ow
She was so sacry and then she told me
Yeah, yeah
That Morty hired her to assassinate me
Yeah, yeah
Next thing I knew she was smackin’ on me screamin’

P D As, P D, As
P D As, P D, As

She fell (due to sore joints) and fled so fast
I ran to my car and vanished in a flash
Good thing that I remembered that
I keep a pair of spare keys in my backpack
To that club I’ll never go back
I’m afraid that I’ll run into crackpots again
Now I got a sore back
I better go back to my place and hit the sack

This is a modified version of “Yeah!” by Usher. Its title is “Yeah! (Liam Style)”.

Liam’s girlfriend was jealous

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Before they were boyfriend and girlfriend, Liam’s girlfriend, Lia D’Neurde, was very jealous and envious of Liam and his then-girlfriend, Justina Glieber, a female Justin Bieber impersonator.

Lia promised that she would impress Liam and get him and the disturbing Bieber look-alike to break up. She did just that. She showed Liam her stamp collection, advanced computer skills, video game collection, comic book collection, chess championship medals and ribbons, and A++ graded tests from school and college. She also bought him tickets to the upcoming sci-fi convention. Liam dumped Justina toot sweet and ran off with Lia.

Liam’s bedroom gets a makeover

I gave Liam’s room a makeover.

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Liam likes to spend his time in his room by reading romance novels, especially ones about Fabio, Carmen Sandiego, Don Lothario, and Bella Goth.

Liam has become increasingly vain and egotistic

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Liam has gone to a place where there are no Happily Ever Afters…

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For those of you who don’t get the joke, I’ll explain it. Liam’s face is on Giselle’s body from the Disney movie “Enchanted”. Giselle was transported to New York City from Andalasia by being pushed into a magic wishing well by the evil Queen Narissa. Her (Narissa’s) servant, Nathaniel, asked where Giselle went. She responded by saying “A place where there are no Happily Ever Afters.”

Liam is Outrageous!

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Outrageous
When I show off four eyes
Outrageous
When I’m solvin’ pi
Outrageous
In my smexy plaid
Outrageous
Don’t I look fab
Outrageous
My hard drive
Outrageous
My RPGin’ spree
Outrageous
We playin’ online for sure
Outrageous
Let’s be it, nerds
Outrageous

Smexy as I wanna be
Got these ladies chasin’ me
It’s ’bout time I hit the forums
Babes freak when I find the sum (of an algebraic equation)

Liam pops up on the screen
I’m the most smexy sim you that you’ll ever see
Some simmers love me
Others think I’m a fiend
And if you don’t like it, then
La la la la la la la

Liam is over here
The fangirls are shedding tears (of joy)
Cardigan and pink shirt
Let’s go with this nerd show

Liam’s outrageous
When I play WoW (World of Warcraft)
Outrageous
Play ’till my eyes are yow (with pain)
Outrageous
Babes are like what? (In amazement)
Outrageous
When I level up
Outrageous
My RPG skills
Outrageous
My shoppin’ spree (in in-game shops in RPGs)
Outrageous
I’m a master for sure (at RPGs)
Outrageous
Let’s be it, nerds
Outrageous

My looks just cannot be beat
In the gaming industry
So nerdy, I’m glamorous
Better pull out your cameras

Take trips around the globe
Anticipation keeps peeps on their toes (for my arrival in their location)
So hot, designers want me to pose (for their fashion lines)
I’m about to give ya my (autograph)
La la la la la la la

Liam is over here
The fangirls are shedding tears (of joy)
Cardigan and pink shirt
Let’s go with this nerd show

You just wanna be happy
In a place where you can see me (then ask for autograph, scream, faint, and do over and over again)
Want someone take you there
Somebody, ooh
And when someone mentions my name
You are awestruck by it, yeah
And you wanna stalk me forever

This is a modified version of “Outrageous” by Britney Spears. Its title is “Liam is Outrageous”.

*Four, tres, two, uno* There’s a delicious sim here for you to see!

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 Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya’ll, ’cause this is it
The sim I’m woohooin’ is de-li-cious

Liamlicious definition make them sims go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo (on the trouble page).
You so want me, so you haunt me.
I am geeky, I ain’t cheeky.
I got reasons why I tease ‘em.
Sims just come and go like seasons.

Liamlicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t malicious (as some simmers say).
And if you were suspicious,
All that stuff is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I make them sims come flock, flock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Liamlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Liamlicious def-,
Liamlicious def-,
Liamlicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Liamlicious definition make them sims go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin’ to me call me budy (Hey, Liam),
I’m the L to the I, A, M, the O, the Dourk,
And can’t no other simmie put it down like me?

I’m Liamlicious (so delicious)
My plumbob stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Don’s my witness (oooh, wee)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I make them sims come flock, flock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Liamlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey treat me nicely (don’t bash me on the forums).
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
I’ll be tasty, tasty,
I’ll be decked with dorky.
It’s so tasty, tasty,
It’ll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Liam

All the time I pop on the screen simmies gather ’round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now – I ain’t trying to round up drama, little simma’ I don’t wanna take your (sim’s) man (or woman).
And I know I’m coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the simmies wanna eat it.
But I’m tryin’ to tell, that I can’t be treated like clientele
‘Cause they say he…

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t malicious (as some simmers say).
And if you was suspicious
All that stuff is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno.

My plumbob stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Don’s my witness (oooh, wee)
Make them sims come flock, flock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Liamlicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It’s so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Liamlicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Liam, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…..

This is a modified version of “Fergalicious” by Fergie. Its title is “Liamlicious”.